Is it mutilation if you just bisect a child? — Tim
Yes, I can imagine [Tim’s] head on my dad’s wall — Jess
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aaa someone unfollowed me
I’M SORRY ABOUT THE DRUNKBLOGGING
Anonyme a demandé: i'm sorry was that a weird thing to say
no I’m just not sure if you’re serious or mockibg me (which if you are no foul id mock me right now)
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
I resnet the fact that i live in a towb with a milkshake place called Shakespeare’s and not all its flavours are pusn
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Anonyme a demandé: your drunk blogging is cute + endearing
I just started to read something about Easter that was meant to explain Jesus to pagans, and I had to…
I don’t think i said that I don’t think ivr talked to anyone about nemnoch the devil since i was like sixteen but we totally can anyway
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural. Is not bad.
Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.
Or, as Mr. Pratchett would have it:
"It’s not natural. I don’t like unnatural things."
"So, you eat your meat raw and sleep in a tree?"
I just started to read something about Easter that was meant to explain Jesus to pagans, and I had to stop because Memnoch…
I have felt really embarrassed for years about how many Feelings I had about that book I’m reallt glad I’m not the only one