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"Is it mutilation if you just bisect a child?"

— Tim

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"Yes, I can imagine [Tim’s] head on my dad’s wall"

— Jess

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aaa someone unfollowed me
I’M SORRY ABOUT THE DRUNKBLOGGING

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Anonyme a demandé: i'm sorry was that a weird thing to say

no I’m just not sure if you’re serious or mockibg me (which if you are no foul id mock me right now)

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the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

I resnet the fact that i live in a towb with a milkshake place called Shakespeare’s and not all its flavours are pusn

(Source : queerbiologist, via notanearlyadopter)

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Anonyme a demandé: your drunk blogging is cute + endearing

thank….you?

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duckwhatduck:

tenfootpolesociety:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

tenfootpolesociety:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

tenfootpolesociety:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

I just started to read something about Easter that was meant to explain Jesus to pagans, and I had to…

I don’t think i said that I don’t think ivr talked to anyone about nemnoch the devil since i was like sixteen but we totally can anyway

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cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

Or, as Mr. Pratchett would have it:

"It’s not natural. I don’t like unnatural things."
"So, you eat your meat raw and sleep in a tree?"

(via shinybarricade)

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tenfootpolesociety:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

tenfootpolesociety:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

tenfootpolesociety:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

I just started to read something about Easter that was meant to explain Jesus to pagans, and I had to stop because Memnoch…

I have felt really embarrassed for years about how many Feelings I had about that book I’m reallt glad I’m not the only one