You know what nobody ever expects?
The Spanish Inquisition.
I wasn’t expecting it.
Definitely wasn’t expecting it.
adding this to “publish later” for like 3 months from now
that way
I won’t
expect
it
(Source : a-wasteland-companion, via dropkicks)
i really want to go home
What I need is someone who’s good at drawing, but not at drawing owls.
Or who at least has a creative disregard for zoological accuracy.
Ooh, me!
OH NOW I GET IT.
ailes
FUCKING PUNS.
The Aurora is absolutely infested with these little abominations. Generation upon generation of inbreeding, irradiation, and occasional experimentation will do that to a cat.
If anyone would like to take one off our hands, please do let us know. The Soldier would be happy to set you up with one.
GIMMEGIMMEGIMME
I WILL GIVE A FRAGMENT OF SOUL FOR ONE IF NECESSARY.That shouldn’t be necessary. A few of your British pounds and asking Jessica Law nicely should about do it.
That goes for the rest of you as well.just in case you weren’t aware, we are actually the best band
we so are
argh.
I can deal with the complicated French.
I can deal with the long digressions which take twice as long to get through because complicated French.
I cannot deal with puns.
FUCKING PUNS.
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
